Standard 3x3 nine-panel grid. Panels should look like television screens. Page/panel borders should be black. Lettering color indicates who is talking: Blue = announcer, Red = Plutonian.
Panel 1 - Red lettering over a picture of the globe: "PLEASE STAND BY"
CAPTION 1: We interrupt our regular scheduled broadcast for a special address to the people of the world, from the Plutonian.
Panel 2 to 9 - Head and shoulders shot of the PLUTONIAN. The backdrop from the Larry King show is behind him. Captions and facial/emotional cues are as follows:
CAPTION 2: (smiling sarcastically good-naturedly) Good evening. As you are already aware, I began this week with the televised, graphic decapitation of the heads of state from every nation.
CAPTION 3: (as if recalling a fond memory) As your elected officials attempted to fill these top positions with replacements, I murdered them for your viewing pleasure as well.
CAPTION 4: (smugly satisfied) By Wednesday, no one seemed so eager to take their place. By Friday, I was barely offered the opportunity to kill just one, thus I started on your spiritual leaders.
CAPTION 5: (sarcastically apologetic) So here I am interrupting your Sunday dinner once more, or weekend rioting, or whatever self-abuse you are doing to each other.
CAPTION 6: (anger beginning to boil) I realized that the dysfunctional dependency you burdened me with was just a symptom of a worse cancer. The truth is, your sickness runs deeper.
CAPTION 7: (anger becoming rage) Your dependency on others has made it so that you refuse to take any responsibility for your own stupidity or impulsiveness. Not even for your leaders and representatives, who you so richly deserve.
CAPTION 8: (just the face, teeth gritting) Therefore, I hereby announce that I will kill anyone who assumes that they have the ability or right, God-given or otherwise, to decide anything for anyone other than themselves.
CAPTION 9: (leaning back, smug and disgusted) The rest of you, do as thou wilt. You are now free to assist each other's suicides with my blessing.
I couldn't give less of a damn.